LSU vs. Arkansas

OK...OK...so Arkansas won...big deal! It was only by 1 point and hey, you Arkansas fans have to admit you were a little scared there for a while when the score was 30 to 14. I did notice that no one bothered texting me when we were winning. That's how it always goes though. No one texts me when LSU is winning, but the minute we start losing, people start blowing my phone up with texts. I think I had 5 come in at the same time as soon as the game was over. Enjoy your little Golden Boot trophy...we don't have room. Our two crystal footballs are filling our trophy case! Good luck in your bowl game...wait, never mind!